If Africa Was A Bar…. How Different Countries Would Behave

(Last Updated On: July 28, 2015)

IF AFRICA WAS A BAR….

1. Uganda would be that jobless uncle who greets you with lots of energy so that you leave him some money

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2. This would be Burundi

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3. Kenya would be the drunk guy who’s the only one left on the dance floor still going hard.

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4. Zimbabwe would be the guy who keeps requesting the DJ to play get down.

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5. Rwanda would be the guy whose beer has been spiked before and too careful to avoid it happening again.

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6. Ethiopia would be the girl that everyone wants to talk to

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7. South Africa would be that guy always clowning in the bar and somehow makes us pay for his drinks

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8. Zimbabwe would be that old guy bragging about how he is a trillionaire but won’t buy you a drink

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9. DRC would be the penniless guy dancing with one drink all night

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10. Kenya would be the first to arrive

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