(Last Updated On: July 28, 2015)
IF AFRICA WAS A BAR….
1. Uganda would be that jobless uncle who greets you with lots of energy so that you leave him some money
2. This would be Burundi
3. Kenya would be the drunk guy who’s the only one left on the dance floor still going hard.
4. Zimbabwe would be the guy who keeps requesting the DJ to play get down.
5. Rwanda would be the guy whose beer has been spiked before and too careful to avoid it happening again.
6. Ethiopia would be the girl that everyone wants to talk to
7. South Africa would be that guy always clowning in the bar and somehow makes us pay for his drinks
8. Zimbabwe would be that old guy bragging about how he is a trillionaire but won’t buy you a drink
9. DRC would be the penniless guy dancing with one drink all night
10. Kenya would be the first to arrive