Funniest Bald Head Jokes You Can Say To A Bald Guy

(Last Updated On: December 3, 2017)

If you have a friend who is bald or has a receding hairline and you want to create some humor around the whole situation, you have come to the right place. Here are a couple of bald head jokes to say to a bald guy.

  1. You’re so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
  2. You’re so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
  3. You’re so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodorant!
  4. You’re so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
  5. You’re so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
  6. You’re so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
  7. I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
  8. You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
  9. Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
  10. Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
  11. I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.
  12. Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

    So they can run their fingers through their hair.

  13. My brain needed room to expand.
  14. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?

    A receding hairline.