(Last Updated On: December 3, 2017)
If you have a friend who is bald or has a receding hairline and you want to create some humor around the whole situation, you have come to the right place. Here are a couple of bald head jokes to say to a bald guy.
- You’re so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
- You’re so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
- You’re so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodorant!
- You’re so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
- You’re so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
- You’re so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
- I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
- You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
- Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
- Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
- I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.
- Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
- My brain needed room to expand.
- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline.