27 Amazing Funny Drinking Toasts (Cheers) You Should Try Out
When you offer a toast at a public occasion, it is best to speak from the heart in a way that suits the occasion and engages the audience. However, if the occasion allows, sprinkle some humor into your toast. Below is a list of funny drinking toast ideas you should try out with your squad:
1. “Life’s a waste of time and time’s a waste of life, so let’s get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives.”
2. “To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”
3. “Here is to the night we will never remember, with friends we will never forget”
4. “We drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred-year-old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow.”
5. “Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint– and another one!”
6. “Here’s to you and, here’s to me, best of friends we’ll ever be. And if we ever disagree, f*ck you, and here’s to me.”
7. “Cheers to poor decisions”
8. “Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.”
9. “To us, for this is the youngest we’ll ever be and the oldest we’ve been.”
10. At a bachelorette party: “To men – They like us in leather, They like us in lace, but they like it best when we sit on their face.”
11. “May we get what we want, but never what we deserve”
12. “May your love be a thousand miles long and come in 6-inch installments.”
13. Old Irish toast: “May those who love us love us. And those that don’t love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn’t turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping.”
14. “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so let’s get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.”
15. “There are good ships, there are woods ships, there are ships that sail to sea, but the best ships are friendships, and forever may they be.”
16. “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”
17. “Here’s to alcohol, which often makes one see double snd feel single.”
18. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy”
19. “Here’s to you all, your wives and girlfriends and may we hope they never meet.”
20. “To opening the ladies’ legs and to sperm not finding eggs”
22. “Here’s to the stork, which brings pretty babies. Here’s to the raven, which brings ugly babies. And here’s to the swallow, which brings no babies.”
23. “Here’s to the floor, it holds you up when no one else will”
24. “May you never go to hell but always be on your way.”
25. “May we get to Heaven, a full half-hour before the devil knows yer dead”
26. “To the kisses we’ve snatched and vice versa!”
27. “To bread, without bread there’d be no toast.”