32 Best “I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee” Jokes
“I like my women how I like my coffee” is a popular saying that guys use to compare coffee with their ideal taste in women. It has sarcastic connotations and also reflects on a guy’s personality. Generally, it is mainly used for humor purposes and shouldn’t be taken too seriously. Check out some of the best ones out there.
I like my women how I like my coffee….
1. “Hot, gross, and picked up at a gas station.”
2. “Hot black and bitter”
3. “Bottomless and ready when I wake up”
4. “Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade!”
5. “Totally satisfying for less than five bucks.”
6. “Hot and between my legs while I drive to work.”
7. “Sweet and creamy”
8. “Gone by 9AM”
9. “STRONG &…essential to the workforce.”
10 “No artificial sweeteners”
11. “Filled to the rim”
12. “Burning hot at first, then cold and bitter by the time I’m done with it..”
13. “Normally bitter, but mellowed out when filled with cream”
14. “Keeping me up all night”
15. “Old-fashioned, hot, dark with a hint of bitterness, strong and raw, and minus any pretensions”
16. “A fresh one every day…”
17. “Strong, Sweet and very Addictive — I’d be sippin n tasting you, 3 to 4 times a day……hot OR cold”
18. “Refreshing enough to get me ready for the day in the morning”
19. “Rejuvenating enough to lift me when I am down”
20. “Hot enough to keep me awake all night”
21. “Sliding off the roof of my car as I’m driving away”
22. “Ethiopian”
23. “Simple and earthy, but with exciting, nutty undertones”
24. “Intensely, but without ever admitting dependence”
25. “In the kitchen”
26. “Raised on the shady slopes of the South American countryside”
27. “Shared among several coworkers at the office”
28. “From a small, independent and communally operated farm”
29. “Full of vodka”
30. “Cheap, available on various street corners in the wee hours of the morning”
31. “I don’t like coffee”
32. “Strong, and able to give me the kick in the a**… I need to get movin’ in the morning!”