27 Clever Comebacks To “Shut Up”
Have you ever been in the middle of talking and then someone rudely interrupts you and demands that you shut up? If you ever find yourself in such as situation, below is a list of witty responses:
1. If you don’t want to hear me, then cover your ears
2. This is such a good idea, how about you go first?
3. Show me how
4. You go first
5. I’ve never been good at that
6. Please lead by example
7. You must be mistaking me for someone who cares
8. If you are waiting for me to care, I hope you have something to eat because it will take a long time.
9. It seems like you will be an idiot for the rest of your life; how about you take the day off?
10. Go and have a nice day, somewhere else.
11. The trash gets picked up tomorrow, go home and be ready
12. Shock me and say something intelligent.
13. But that would give you too much time to talk rubbish.
14. Am I too smart for you to understand?
15. I’d love to, but I am not going to deprive you of the pleasure of hearing me speak.
17. Am I saying things you don’t understand?
18. I think you should have come with a warning label.
19. Did I forget to press mute on you?
20. I wasn’t talking to you, and if you have nothing intelligent to add to the conversation, then stop making a fool of yourself and leave
21. Speaking to me like that isn’t going to make it easy for me to understand what you want, and it will make it more likely for me to feel aggressive/defensive toward you. Would you like to try again?
22. I wish closed minds came with closed mouths
23. I bet you stayed up all night trying to come up with that one.
24. I could try and agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.
25. I would if I could but I can’t so I won’t.
26. Do you hear that?….. It’s the sound of me not caring.
27. Great advice, why don’t you demonstrate to me how that works?