32 Deep Shower Thoughts That May Blow Your Mind
A “Showerthought” is basically a loose term that refers to the type of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, walking, driving or just daydreaming. They are little epiphanies that highlight the oddities of our day-to-day lives. Below is a list of interesting deep shower thoughts that have the potential to blow your mind:
1. Our whole life, we’re just gathering guests that’ll attend our funeral.
2. Lots of random people own rare, valuable items without knowing it.
3. We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.
4. The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has “women” as the object of the sentence.
5. Somebody at google was just like “yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth”.
6. There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole
7. Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim, then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.
8. Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
9. The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.
10. The tallest person in the world has physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point
11. The real gauge of friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over.
12. Generally speaking, when you feel stupid it’s because you just got smarter.
13. The hornier you are, the more likely you are to do things that you would otherwise find disgusting.
14. Both cheeks in our bodies have a big hole in between them
15. A fat pet is a sign of neglect. A fat animal in the wild is a sign of success.
16. You’re legally allowed to throw someone‘s ashes in the Ocean but not their corpse.
17. Even though our fingers are different lengths, they all line up when you curl all your fingers in
18. In one generation we went from, “watch your mouth around grandma, she’s from a different time,” to, “Don’t mind all the stuff grandma says, she’s from a different time.”
19. Drinking cow’s milk is okay, but drinking a woman’s breast milk is weird. Sucking a woman’s breast is okay, but sucking a cow’s udder is weird.
20. Given that tickling yourself does not work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masturbation.
21. Deciding to become a parent is like choosing to take care of a drunk person for 13 years straight, and a hungover person for the next 5. Then paying for their rehab for the next 4.
22. If Google continues to keep Google Earth updated then in a few hundred years people will actually be able to virtually walk around in history!!
23. Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode
24. Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
25. Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently that they don’t know how to handle it
26. When people brokenly speak a second language they sound less intelligent but are actually more knowledgeable than most for being able to speak a second language at all.
27. Being with people who don’t listen is lonelier than being alone.
28. The ten years between 25 and 35 are far shorter than the four years between 14 and 18.
29. Unless you do a load of laundry completely naked you’re never fully caught up on washing your clothes.
30. Socks and shoes are kind of like carpet and floor, just attached to your feet instead of the ground.
31. Babies become wireless when they are born.
32. Prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their head, meaning that something hunts the hippopotamus.