19 Funny Big Forehead Jokes (Roasts) For People With Large Foreheads
There is certainly nothing wrong with someone having a much larger forehead than normal. However, if you ever want to have some fun with one of your mates and do a little friendly tease, here are some forehead roasts you can try out:
1. I bet your dreams are in IMAX
2. It’s like your entire face is on your chin
3. Your forehead is so big even Dora can’t explore it.
4. At least you’ll never go broke, you can always rent out parking spots on your forehead.
5. Your forehead is what happens when you keep your thoughts to yourself.
6. God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
7. I wasn’t staring at you I was trying to figure out if that’s your forehead or the moon
8. Your forehead is so big, the photo on your Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”
9. Successfully climbing your forehead is the biggest achievement anyone can achieve as a mountain climber.
10. Your forehead is so big you must use some extra mattresses as pillows when you sleep.
11. Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field
12. You could power the whole neighborhood if you attached a solar panel to your forehead.
13. Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline
14. Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts produce an echo
15. Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
16. You don’t have a forehead, you have more like a 6 or 7 head.
17. You look like someone drew a face on a balloon and then squeezed the bottom.
18. I won’t say anything about your forehead. But I will say it looks like it’s hard for you to find a bike helmet that fits.
19. Call the Europeans back; it seems there’s a whole continent that they haven’t discovered yet.