14 Funny Big Head Jokes & Roasts For People With Large Heads

Having the size of your head bigger than what is considered to be the norm isn’t a bad thing. We are all created differently and beautiful in our own way. However, if you want to give a friendly dig at a friend whose head is just distinctively big, here are a couple of ideas that you can go ahead and try out.

1. “Your head is so big that people mistake you for a real-life bobblehead toy.”

 

2. “You should be doing aspirin commercials, you’d be a star”

 

3. “You must need a mattress as a pillow”

 

4. “Your head is so big that underneath your passport photo, it reads “to be continued on page 2″”

 

5. “Your head is so big if it were a bowling ball, score a strike every time.”

 

6. “Your head is so big, your ears are in different time zones.”

 

7. “Your head is so big it keeps the rest of your body from getting tan.”

 

8. “Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams, you have movies.”

 

9. “Your head is so big I don’t have to zoom to find it on Google Maps”

 

10. “All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”

11.

“Don’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”

“Where’s the shopping bag?”

“I haven’t got one, use your hat.”

 

12. “Your head is so big that you have to step into your shirts when you get dressed.”

 

13. “You look like a sperm that never developed.”

 

14. “Your head is so big that when it rains your body never gets wet.”