31 Funny & Creative Ways To Say I Miss You / Funny I Miss You Quotes

Have you ever missed somebody but don’t know how to tell them? One of the best ways to go about it is by sprinkling some humor into your message. Below are some ideas of funny and creative ways to tell a loved one that you miss them:

1. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

 

2. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ. I think I missed something. Oh, it’s U!

 

3. I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.

 

4. There’s something wrong with my brain. It can’t stop thinking of you!

 

5. Missing you is just like blinking—it’s an automatic response.

 

6. Your absence bothers me a lot!

 

7. You’re always occupying space in my thoughts. You should pay rent!

 

8. Without the sun of my life, I can’t photosynthesize.

 

9. Excuse me, could you step out of my mind and just stay right beside me?

 

10. Darkness is not the absence of light—it’s the absence of you.

 

11. Missing you comes in waves, and tonight I’m drowning.

 

12. Data suggests that our relationship is at an all-time high. Let’s meet and celebrate.

 

13. I hope you’re as miserable without me as I am without you.

 

14. I miss your clinging to me like a colony of E. coli on a slab of room-temperature Japanese Kohi beef.

 

15. Eye Ms. ewe. Aye mees yew.

 

16. Eight letters. Three words. One regret. I miss you

 

17. I did three things today: miss you, miss you, and miss you.

 

18. Without the sun of my life, I can’t photosynthesize.

 

19. If I were a ghost, no amount of exorcism would make me stay away from you.

 

20. I’m craving you in so many ways.

 

21. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, always on my mind.

 

22. Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, stop and smile because I am thinking of you.

 

23. Without you, I’m a pencil without lead—Yup, pointless.

 

24. Missing you comes in waves, and tonight I’m drowning.

 

 

25. Oh, my poor, POOR heart. It can’t handle your absence.

 

26. I miss you like an old man’s urine misses the toilet

 

 

27. “Aye miss ewe. I mean yew. Or was it Amish yu?”

 

28. “You must be pretty tired given that you’ve been running in my thoughts 24-7.”

 

29. “What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you.”

 

30. “If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.”

 

31. I miss you! But not in the stalkerish way. I want to put you in a tiny tiny room where I only have the key sort of way.