25 Good Deez Nuts Jokes To Try Out
“Deez Nuts” joke originated from a viral video on YouTube back in 2015 by a guy named Welven Harris, nicknamed ‘Welven Da Great’. The video has so far garnered over 40 million views together with 1 million likes. Check out this list of some of the funniest deez nuts jokes.
#1
You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together! Deez Nutz
#2
Do you want to play?
Play what? Play with Deez Nuts.
#3
Friend A: Do you like tulips?
Friend B: Sure, why?
Friend A: Because you are going to love your ‘two lips’ on Deez Nuts!
#4
Friend A: Knock, knock.
Friend B: Who’s there?
Friend A: Candice.
Friend B: Candice who?
Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth?
#5
Friend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years!
Friend B: Who?
Friend A: Deez nuts!
#6
Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet.
Friend B: A, B, C.
Friend A: D….eez Nuts!
#7
Friend A: Knock, knock.
Friend B: Who is there?
Friend A: Eaton.
Friend B: Eaton who?
Friend A: Eat-on Deez Nuts.
#8
My back hurts.
– Why?
From carrying around Deez Nuts!
#9
Why are B and C afraid of D?
– Because Deez Nuts!
#10
Friend A: Dee asked me out yesterday. Friend B: who’s Dee? Friend A: Dee’z Nuts!
Did you like the plot of the movie?
– No, we can come up with a better one.
So you want to come and film Deez Nuts?!
#12
How good is your Spanish? What is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
– Sacan?
Sacan Deez Nuts!
#13
Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn’t want to have any more?
– What?
Deez Nutz!
#14
Guess what’s my favorite nut?
What?
Deez Nuts.
#15
Guess what’s no longer available?
Deez Nuts.
#16
You: Did you have fun with bofa last night?
Them: Who?
You: Bofa Deez nuts
#17
What’s the pasta company whose name starts with chef something?
Them: You mean Chef Boyardee?
You: Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
#18
You: Hey, you are more of a McDonald’s or Burger King kinda guy?
Them: Burger King. Why?
You: No reason. Do you like Wendy’s?
Them: Not really. Why?
You: Because you will love wendy’s nuts hit your face.
#19
You: What is stun seeds backward?
Them: Ummm…!
You (interrupting): Oh! Don’t do that, it’s Dees Nuts!
#20
Roses are red,
Covid is worse than the flu,
How about I quarantine Deez Nuts inside of you?
#21
You: Hello! How are you?
They: Hi, I am good. What’s your name?
You: Deez.
They: Deez, what?
You: Deez Nuts.
#22
You: Excuse me but do you like pudding?
They: Yes, of course.
You: Well how about pudding Deez nuts in your mouth?!
#23
You: You ever been to Chewons?
Me: What’s Chewons?
You: Chew on Deez Nuts!
#24
You: Don’t sit on that?
They: Sit on what?
You: Sit on Deez Nuts!
#25
You: Do you like going to expos?
They: Yeah, I do.
You: Expose Deez Nuts!