(Last Updated On: September 28, 2017)
A group of husbands gathered at a conference on “How to live in a loving relationship with your wife”. They were asked: “How many of you love your wives?” All raised their hands. Then they were asked, “Wen was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?” Some men answered: “Today”, some: “yesterday”, The majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: “I love you, sweetheart”.
Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the response each wife had sent.
Here are some of the replies:
1. “Have you impregnated someone again?”
2. “That was then, not now”.
3. “I know you want to borrow money from me again! Forget!”
4. “What have you done again? I won’t forgive you this time!
5. What do you mean?”
6. “Is that a name of a new song?”
7. “Am I dreaming! ”
8. “If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!”
9. “I asked you to stop drinking!”
10. “May I know who is this?” 11. “You should start seeing your psychiatrist again! This is not a good sign!”. 12. “Who gave you air time?”
13.What do you want?
14.Is your mother coming to live with us again?