A certain Facebook user by the name Givens Mideva has gotten a moment of fame after her rant against Safaricom data bundles services went viral. She describes how 150mbs of data cannot last for even 30 minutes despite her trying different methods to avoid over-usage of the data bundles.
I know you people have probably been told this a gazillion times but it seems witch doctors from the Congo forest stuck rolls of cotton pads in your ear canals that made you unable to hear.
This daily bundles thing is a thieving scheme. I am on friggen 3G network and 150mbs won’t even last 30 minutes? Check my Instagram even. I don’t go there frequently to think that that will save my data. Politicians are here making my life difficult with the loudspeakers and lies and my network service provider has decided to slide into that bandwagon.
May you guys always step on a wet spot after wearing socks. May you get pimples inside your noses. May an army of termites invade your armpits. May you get diarrhoea on your honeymoons. May all your downloads fail at 99%, may you pee in the beds of your hosts when you visit their houses and may your eyebrows NEVER match.