Things You Will Find In Every Kenyan House

1. You can’t miss a remote covered in polyethene.

2. Chicken drumstick is served to dad only

 

3. This is The Best Diet

 

4. This happens a lot in January.

 

5. People hiding keys like

 

6. Any toothpaste is Colgate.

 

7. The toothpaste is not DONE until the bottle has been cut open.

 

8. There is a cupboard full of visitors-only utensils.

 

9. Ice cream containers have left over food instead of ice cream

 

10. Any detergent is Omo.

 

11. Someone has named their dog ‘Simba’

 

12. There is always a drawer for paper bags

 

13. Mum beats you for eating at a Neighbors house but gives Food to your friend who is a neighbors KID ….